My favourite subject at school was physics.
I always wanted to drive a monster truck.
I play the harp, pennywhistle and bodhran.
I keep a rabbit's foot in my pocket for luck.
I am seven feet and three inches tall.
My hair is naturally curly, lustrous and black.
I speak fluent Icelandic, Farsi and Mandarin
and can order beer, ouzo and gyros in Greek.
I ran the Reykjavik marathon in two hours
and twenty minutes, setting a course record.
My first wife was Elle McPherson. We had a good
run, but I traded her in for a newer model.
I scored a triple-century on debut for Australia
during the Boxing Day test at the MCG.
1.5 million people attended my PhD graduation
and gave a forty-five-minute standing ovation.