My favourite subject at school was physics.
I always wanted to drive a monster truck.
I play the harp, pennywhistle and bodhran.
I keep a rabbit's foot in my pocket for luck.
I am seven feet and three inches tall.
My hair is naturally curly, lustrous and black.
I speak fluent Icelandic, Farsi and Mandarin
and can order beer, ouzo and gyros in Greek.
I ran the Reykjavik marathon in two hours
and twenty minutes, setting a course record.
My first wife was Elle McPherson. We had a good
run, but I traded her in for a newer model.
I scored a triple-century on debut for Australia
during the Boxing Day test at the MCG.
1.5 million people attended my PhD graduation
and gave a forty-five-minute standing ovation.
In the spirit of Trump! This is funny.
ReplyDeleteThat was the idea! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI schticked everyone in front of all to see
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Great piece Nathaneal, the temptation to a append a line or two is (too) great.
This really funny and witty, it cheered me up. Thanks Nathanael.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jefree and Sarah - glad you got a kick out of it. All are free to add lines or stanzas!
ReplyDeleteYES! funny! I love this tone, and yes again, it could be continued without being boring! Even though I don't volonteer for it I could come with a line or two someday!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Yes, the temptation to keep riffing is so strong!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Beatrice and Rachael!
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